This insight is from a Remarkist Memento.
Title: Who is Elaine, Anyway? Ew.
Creator: @regina_13
Event (Watch Party): S2 E25 | New Girl
Event Date: 2023-07-13
Drop Date: 2023-07-29
Remarkist World: New Girl
Density: 20.13
Number of Editions: 22
T’was the day of CeCe and Shivrang’s wedding, and we had everything from a spotting of Bucky Badger to something with the air vents and apparently crawling inside them?
What a spunky horse, though!
Enjoying the wedding festivities, Schmidt?
No, no, no, because CeCe told Schmidt with his eyes that she doesn’t want to get married! *gasp*
To Jess’ chagrin, she knows her best friend and sees the love between CeCe and Shivrang. She’s the maid of honor, this wedding cannot be ruined!
You know, there’s really a lot of things one should know about Cece’s big day. “Sabo” is indeed short for sabotage, and our favorite Winny the Bish has been thinking about the earth... We got to leave it better than we found it!
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Take us to the actual wedding ceremony and we find out that Cece and Shivrang were on the seventh circle when *BOOM* Jess, Nick and Bucky Badger fall through the sky! It seemed this was a blessing in disguise because Cece reveals that Jess doesn’t need to fix things!
What?!? This was never about the White Horse, or Bucky Badger, or even “Cotton-Eyed Joe”! *fist bump*. This is never what CeCe wanted all along, she wants to be with someone else! It’s more than okay though because Shivrang has something he needs to say! Who could forget Elaine?! Who the hell is Elaine??
“Oh Shivvy!” she exclaims. She professes that she has loved Shivrang since the first grade and she’s lonely without him. Journals and pictures painted on her easel quell her late night thoughts. Who will take her away from all this madness?! There’s only one person for the job.… I don’t know about you, but this is a love story, so baby just say yes!
Remarkist: @regina_13
Pronouns: she/her/ella
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